Wednesday, 4 June 2014

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Hindi sms

Kya faida kisiko chahne ka,
kya faida kisiki yadome ansu bahane ka,
jo samje n kisike dil me base pyar ko,
kya faida uske pyar me qurban ho jane ka..?

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Dard Bhari Hindi Shayari SMS





Kyu mere dard se tum bechain rehte ho,
Aankhon se keemti moti baha dete ho,
aaj puchu ek sawaal aap se,
kyu dur hoke bhi mere pass rehte ho…?

Aaansuon ki chupate ho,
kyu har hadd paar karte ho,
Aaj puchon ek sawaal aapse,
Kyu mehfil mein bhi tanha ho jate ho…?





Dil mein chipa kar is tarha rakha
jaise mandir mein koi apni aastha ka diya rakhta hai
hothon par koi kisi ki naam ki wafa rakhta hai
rakhta hai kya koi kisi ko is tarha
dilse tumhe apne dil mein jis tarha rakhta hai
mohobbat ibadat ki tarha hoti hai agar
to dilse tumhe apni zindagi mein khuda ki tarha rakhta hai…

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Sorry SMS for Girlfriend

Sorry SMS

Maante hain ki hum hain bewafa,
chahkar bhi aap se na kar paye jawa,
anjaane me hui galti ki itni badi saza na dijiye,
lagta hai aap dil hi dil me hamse hain khafa…

Motivational SMS for Friends

Motivational SMS

Rakh hausla woh manzar bhi aayega,
pyase ke paas chal ke samandar bhi aayega,
thak kar na baith aye manzil ke musafir,
manzil bhi milegi aur milne ka mazaa bhi aayega..

Sachin! Why he is called a Gentleman.!!!!



-Look at the other guys

Funny Cricket SMS Jokes

Cricket Jokes

Afridi: “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.” Misbah: “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…” Afridi: “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”




Heart Touching SMS

Emotional SMS in Hindi

Yaadon Ka Yeh Karwan Hamesha Rahega.,
Dur Hote Hue Bhi Pyaar Wohi Rahega.
Maaf Karna Mil Nahi Pate Aapse,
Magar Yakeen Rakhna In Aankhon Me Intezaar Wohi Rahega..

Bewafa SMS in Hindi

Bewafa SMS

Majburiyo Ko Hum Ankho Me Chupa Lete Hai,
Hum Kaha Rote Hai Halaat Rula Dete Hai,
Hum To Har Pal Yad Krte Hai apko,
Par ap Yad Na Karne Ka ilzam Laga Dete Hai…

Romantic Missing You SMS

Hindi Love SMS

Bunde barish ki yu zamin pe ane lagi..
sondi si mahak mati ki jagane lagi..
Hawaon me bhi jaise masti chane lagi..
waise hi hame bi apki yaad aane lagi…

SMS on Rishtey in Hindi

Hindi Love SMS

Sacche rishte ki khubsurti ek dusre ki,
Galtiyo ko bardaht karne mein hain
Q ki bina kamiyo ka insaan dhundne nikle
Toh zindagi bhar akele hi rah jaoge…

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Ghazal

Hame ek ajnabi achi lagne lagi,
unki bathein dil ko chu ne lagi,
dosti tho na thi par hone lagi,
reply jab atha hai tho ek
ajeeb se khusi mehsoos hone lagi.
DOSTI tho na thee par hone lagi.
sab dosti se payari ek
Ajnabi ki dosti acchi lagne lagi..
Ab ajnabi ka shayar kehna achha laga…
Apne naam se zayada shayar sunna acha laga..
Hum tho shayar hai bhad me
Dost app ne SHAYAR kaha wo lafz acha lagaa…
Humne tho apna naam zahir kardiya
Sunne ki jo ho kwashih ap ka naam
Wo ab apse keh diya..
Dil ne b apni choti si jagah me
Aap k naam kabza kar ne laga…
Ek ajnabi dost hame call karega
Ab barosa hone lagaa…
Ab dil tho diwana hone laga….
Dosti ek ajnabi se jo karne lagaa…
Kayaal rakne ko kehthe hoo….
Call tho karthe hoo,
Magar mizaz puchna bhool jate ho
Dost tho manthe hoo
Magar dosti jatana bhool jathe hoo,
Aye Qudha ye kaisa ajnabi dost ham ne paya hai…
Kayaal rakne ko kehtha hai
Magr baat karne ko darta hai…
Hum b tho unke dost hai Phir kyun
Ye yaad dilana padtha hai..

Ghazal

Zindagi ka yehi tarana hai
Gam uthana hai muskrana hai.
Rop tera bada suhana hai
Tujh pe qurban ye zaman hai.
Kis qadar pyaar mera sachcha hai
Aaj dil bar ko aazmana hai.
Tujh ko paon ya tera hojaon
Zindagi ka yehi fasana hai.
Is tarah se na muskuraya karo
Jaan lewa ye muskurana hai.
Aarzi hai ye dunya aye lugon
Har kisi ko yahan se jana hai.
Arzoo hai yehi meri Danish
Dust dushman ko bhi banana hai.
Take Care

Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Irada Kya Hai? ( Ghazal )

Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Irada Kya Hai?
Ek Hasrat thi k Aanchal ka Mujhe Pyar mile
Mai ne Manzil ko Talasha, Mujhe Bazaar mile
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Jo b Taqdeer banata hoon, Bigar jaati hai
Dekhte Dekhte Dunya hi Ujar jaati hai
Meri Kashti, Tera Toofaan se Wada kya hai
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Tu ne jo Dard dya, uski Qasam khata hoon
Itna zyaada hai ke, Ehsaas daba jata hoon
Meri Taqdeer bata, Aur Takaaza kya hai?
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Mai ne Jazbaat k Sang khelte Daulat dekhi
Apni Aankhon se Mohabbat ki Tijaarat dekhi
Aisi Dunya mai Mere waaste rakha kya hai?
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Aadmi chahe to Taqdeer badal sakta hai
Poori Dunya ki wo Tasveer badal sakta hai
Aadmi soch to le, uska Iraada kya hai?
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Ek Hasrat thi k Aanchal ka Mujhe Pyaar mile
Mai ne Manzil ko Talasha, Mujhe Bazaar mile
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Regards.

Short Love SMS in Hindi

 Hindi Love SMS


Jannat me rehne wali pari ho tum,
meri jaan meri zindigaani ho tum,
yaaro me beth kr joh sunaa ta hain,
meri jaan woh kahani ho tum…

Good Morning

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me and say hi

Good morning

Suna hai kisi ko “Good Morning” kaho to uski subha achhi hoti hai.
Par ham ne to ye mehsoos kiya k Good Morning aap ko kaho to din hamara achha hota hai.
So
“GOOD MORNING”

Namskar

 Namaskar!

Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “Aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
Aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai.
GOOD MORNING..

Good Morning


                                               
Naa kisi ke “ABHAAV” me jeeyo,

Naa kisi Ke “PRABHAAV” me jeeyo,
Zindgi aapki hai,
Bas apne Mast “SWABHAAV” me jeeyoo.

:-P Good Morning :-P

Happy New Year

Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka SMS aa sakta hai..!

:-) Happy NEW YEAR :-)

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Friday, 3 January 2014

Insulting SMS in Hindi



                                                         Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..                                                    
Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do..
Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

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April Fool Messages in Hindi

                                                      
Aaj Kal..Har Pal
Har Waqt..
Din Bhar..
Mujhe Rehta Hai..
Bas Tera Hi Khayaal..
Kyonke Aane Wala Hai
April Fool..
Aur Banana Hai Tumko
April Fool in Advance!

Hindi Love SMS


Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse..
Kash unhe bi ye ehsaas ho jaye..
Kahi aisa na ho ki woh hosh mein tab aye..
Jab hum KISI aur ke ho jaye.!!!

Top 10 Indian Filmi Dialogues

10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. ….
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
—-> And the number one statement is ….
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Mithun Da’s AWESOME Dialogues ..! So Hilarious!

People often talk about Rajnikant, but they forget about the antics and dialogues of our great Mithun da ..
Here are some amazing dialogues from Mithun da’s films. Enjoy !!!!
`
” Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jal nahi sakti…..
aur yeh tay hai ki teri maut ki taarikh tal nahi sakti ”
`
“Apuun ka naam hai HEERA,
Apuun ne sab ko Cheera…” (wah wah…..)
`
shetty: “kaun hai be tu?”
Mithun da says-
“Mai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.” (what a poetry!!!!!)
`
” kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi……chandaal hoon
tum chaho toh mera program note karlo
…tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!
mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon
magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!! ”
(kya logic hai!!!!!!!! !,superb! )
`
” Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam
Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda …. ” ( amazing )
`
” Jitani tumane saanse li hongi, usase jyaada maine lashein girayi hai
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????? )
`
Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte”
Mithun Da:-”Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi”
AND HE BREAKS IT BY THROWING STONES ON THE GLASS.
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And the best one…………….
Mithun da gets a bullet on his leg, Looks at the villain scornfully, calmly stands up and says-
“DUSHMANO KI LAASHON PAR BHANGRA KARNE WALA KABHI LANGDA NAHIN HO SAKTA”
” Koi Shaq..??

Hindi Stories SMS

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya
Aur **** di usne Appraisal ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho”

“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas”

“Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga”


Romantic SMS in Hindi

                               

                               Romantic SMS in Hindi

               
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
man mein har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai…

Merry Christmas SMS

                                   Merry Christmas SMS


                               
                                                                     

Lo Agaya Jis Ka Tha Intezaar…
Sab Mil K Bolo Mere Yaar…
Decebmber Main Laya Christmas Bahar
Mubarak Ho Tumko Christmas Mere Yaar….

Romantic New Year SMS

                                                   Din Beeta Andhera Hua,

Ghadi Ki Suiya Sarkane Lagi,
Naya Saal Aate Hi,
Aapke Ghar Khusiya Barsane Lagi,
Naye Varsh Ke Subh Avsar Par,
Dil Se Dua Hajar Mile,
Tum Mujhe Milo Miliniyam,
Mujhko Tumhara Pyar Mile…

Cute Good Night SMS

                           
                                                             Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,

Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum…
Good Night All Friends

Dosti SMS

                                       
                                                       Zindagi mein naye log hardum milenge,
Kaheen jyada to kaheen kam milenge,
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,
Mumkin nahin har jagah tumhein ‘HUM’ milenge…

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai...................

                                                         

                                                                 Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan
Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Aati Hai Sabki Baari But Just For Once Hai
Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Humhi Audiance Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai

Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Jeevan Ke Utar Chadav Ball Ki Inswing Aur Outswing Hai
Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Accident Ho Jaana Jaise Retired Hurt Ho Jaana Hai

Per Kismat Ka Phootna To Lbw Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Catch Out Hona Jaise Hatya Hai
Par Run Out Hona To Atmhatya Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Hum To Bas Ek Chhote Se Shayar Hai
Sab Kuch To Uske Haath Hai Jo Is Khel Ka Umpire Hai…

World Cup Cricket Jokes SMS in Hindi

                                                       Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Management Lessons from 3 Idiots Movie



                                    1. Never Try To Be Successful
Success is the bye-product. Excellence always creates success. So, never run after the success, let it happen automatically in the life.
2. Freedom To Life
Don’t die before actual death. Live every moment to the fullest as you are going to
die today night. Life is gifted to humankind to live, live & live @ happiness.
3. Passion Leads To Excellence
When your hobby becomes your profession and passion becomes your profession. You will be able to lead up to excellence in the life. Satisfaction, pleasure, joy and love will be the outcome of following passion. Following your passion for years, you will surely become something one day.
4. Learning Is Very Simple
Teachers do fail. Learners never fail. Learning is never complicated or difficult. Learning is always possible whatever rule you apply.
5. Pressure At Head
Current education system is developing pressures on students’ head. University intelligence is useful and making some impact in the life but it cannot be at the cost of the life.
6. Life Is Emotion Management Not Intelligence Optimization
Memory and regular study have definite value and it always helps you in leading a life. You are able to survive even if you can make some mark in the path of the life. With artificial intelligence, you can survive and win but you cannot prove yourself genius. Therefore, in this process genius dies in you.
7. Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention
Necessity creates pressure and forces you to invent something or to make it happen or to use your potentiality. Amir Khan in this film, 3 idiots, is able to prove in the film by using aqua guard pump at the last moment.
8. Simplicity is Life
Life is need base never want base. Desires have no ends. Simplicity is way of life and Indian culture highly stresses on simple living and high thinking, and this is the way of life: ‘Legs down to earth and eyes looking beyond the sky’
9. Industrial Leadership
Dean of the institute in 3 idiots is showing very typical leadership. He has his own principles, values and ideology, and he leads the whole institute accordingly. This is an example of current institutional leadership. In the present scenario, most of the institutes are fixed in a block or Squarish thinking.
10. Importance Of One Word In Communication
If communication dies, everything dies. Each word has impact and value in communication. One word if used wrongly or emphasized wrongly or paused at a wrong place in communication what effect it creates and how is it affected is demonstrated very well in this movie.
11. Mediocrity Is Penalized
Middle class family or average talent or average institute is going to suffer and has to pay maximum price in the life if they do not upgrade their living standards. To be born poor or as an average person is not a crime but to die as an average person with middle class talent is miserable and if you are unable to optimize your potentiality and die with unused potentiality then that is your shameful truth. One should not die as a mediocre. He/she has to bring out genius inside him/her and has to use his/her potentiality to the optimum level.

How To Activate Aircel Dialer Tunes

                                 Express yourself even before you answer the phone.
Now Aircel India gives you the opportunity to greet callers with a ring tone that reflects your personality. Do away with the droning sound of the ring and download the latest Hindi and English hits that will have your callers tapping their feet and always greeting you with a cheery hello!
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The Aircel user can deregister from the Dialer Tune service by calling the short code 53000 and follow the instructions played by IVR or the user can send “DEACT DT” to 53000. Select the account details or profile management and can do deregistration of a single number or all.
NoteCalls made to 53000 will be charged at Rs.3/min and SMS sent to 53000 will also be charged at Rs.3/SMS.Express yourself even before you answer the phone.
Now Aircel India gives you the opportunity to greet callers with a ring tone that reflects your personality. Do away with the droning sound of the ring and download the latest Hindi and English hits that will have your callers tapping their feet and always greeting you with a cheery hello!
How do you activate Aircel Dialer Tunes?
Aircel Dialer Tune activation via USSD: *234*112# (Toll Free) for Prepaid user.
Aircel Dialer Tune activation via SMS: DT ACT to 53000. Rs.3/sms
Aircel Dialer Tune activation via IVR: Call 53000 at Rs.3/min, no downloading charges, monthly rental Rs 30/=
How do I deactivate the Aircel Dialer Tune service? 
The Aircel user can deregister from the Dialer Tune service by calling the short code 53000 and follow the instructions played by IVR or the user can send “DEACT DT” to 53000. Select the account details or profile management and can do deregistration of a single number or all.
NoteCalls made to 53000 will be charged at Rs.3/min and SMS sent to 53000 will also be charged at Rs.3/SMS.