Sachin! Why he is called a Gentleman.!!!!

-Look at the other guys

Funny Cricket SMS Jokes

Afridi: “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.” Misbah: “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…” Afridi: “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai...................

                                                         

                                                                 Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan

Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Aati Hai Sabki Baari But Just For Once Hai

Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Humhi Audiance Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai

Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi Ho Jaana Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Jeevan Ke Utar Chadav Ball Ki Inswing Aur Outswing Hai

Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Accident Ho Jaana Jaise Retired Hurt Ho Jaana Hai

Per Kismat Ka Phootna To Lbw Ho Jaana Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Catch Out Hona Jaise Hatya Hai

Par Run Out Hona To Atmhatya Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Hum To Bas Ek Chhote Se Shayar Hai

Sab Kuch To Uske Haath Hai Jo Is Khel Ka Umpire Hai…

World Cup Cricket Jokes SMS in Hindi

                                                       Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par

Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,

To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?

Ìf All Other Things

Remaining The Same,

Only For Genious One..

In A Cricket Ground..

Security :

Cricket Match Is Over Now

Why R U Stil Sitting?

Santa:

Oye…Yaar..

I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Santa:

Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki

Banta:

That’s Great Yaar..

Usne Kya Kahaa..??

Santa:

Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

Teacher Told All Students

In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match

All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji

He Wrote

“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,

Dost:

Kitnay Runs Banay?

Sardar:

Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,

Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!